If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I am spending my child support on dildos
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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