Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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