and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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