so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
