Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
and you fell through a lawn chair
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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