just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I stole a fireplace last night.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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