What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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