All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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