I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
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