just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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