i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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