hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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