she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
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