Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
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