God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Randomize
