never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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