then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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