I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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