kristin has been a bad kristin
where am i from again
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
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