hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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