when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
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