We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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