How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I want a musical about memes.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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