According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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