he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
Randomize
