She's JV to your varsity
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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