the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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