I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Randomize
