Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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