I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
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