It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
My vagina just recognized that song.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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