He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
They took my balls.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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