This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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