yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
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