Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
Randomize
