You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
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