Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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