Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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