i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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