Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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