I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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