Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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