Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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