I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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