Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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