I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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