now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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