So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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