He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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