I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
So gin and wine won't be happening again
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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