i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
where are my pants?
in the oven.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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