The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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