The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
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