Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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