Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I'm at about main and main street
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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