My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I just found a bag of teeth...
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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